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Being fat lowers your chances of being kidnapped. #4593
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- Whatever your diet, you're still gonna die. You can live long and miserable or short and sweet. Being fat just makes you more kidnap-proof! Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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I am in shape. Round is a shape #4582
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- Whatever your diet, you're still gonna die. You can live long and miserable or short and sweet. Being fat just makes you more kidnap-proof! Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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I’m not fat, I’m kidnap-proof #4580
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- Whatever your diet, you're still gonna die. You can live long and miserable or short and sweet. Being fat just makes you more kidnap-proof! Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing #4570
- $3.00
- Whatever your diet, you're still gonna die. You can live long and miserable or short and sweet. Being fat just makes you more kidnap-proof! Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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