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Chupapi Munanyo #4634
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- CHUPAPI MUNANYO Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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So far I seem to be immortal #4596
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- I have a perfect record of never dying, statistically I'm probably immortal. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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I feel violated, Do it again #4595
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- Did you just? are you? did you TOUCH ME? ? do it again. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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You can’t fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2×4 #4592
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- We usually don't advocate for violence. But sometimes the stupid demands it. Don't worry, skull that thick it'll buff out. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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Zombies eat brains, don’t worry you’re safe. #4591
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- The zombies are coming! What do we do? Well, zombies eat brains, so you should be safe. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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- Funny, Pets
70% cotton, 30% animal hair #4588
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- This product is made from the finest materials especially for animal lovers. Lush organic cotton, and of course plenty of pet hairs. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come #4587
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- Oh of course I love coming to long social events with people I barely know. Just wonderful. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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6 out of 7 Dwarves are not happy #4584
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- Bashful, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey? has anyone seen Happy!? Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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:): You Decide #4583
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- Fun thing about me is you get to decide what mood I'm in! Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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- Family, Funny
If You think I’m an idiot you should meet my brother #4594
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- The apple doesn't fall far from the other apple. Buuut his apple fell a little harder. Once when we were young he got bonked by the stupid stick and lets just say I've been taking care of him ever since. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size…
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- Armed Forces, Funny
All my heroes have PTSD #4578
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- If it wasn't trauma it was probably just drama. I don't simp for snowflakes, all my heroes have PTSD Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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Hell was full, so I came back #4576
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- I got up to the gates of hell and old Satan looked me up and down. He whispered to his demon spawn and said "Hey you, you turn around." I can't get into heaven, they said my souls to black. "Well you can't stay here cause hell is full. So I guess you're going back. Get this design printed on…
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- Family, Funny
Ask my Wife She knows everything #4575
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- Who needs the internet when my wife knows everything? You need help with what? Nope. Go ask your mom. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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Trouble #4574
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- You knew as soon it who this shirt was for. Whether young or old, boy or girl. Get this top for the troublemaker in your life. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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Just another sexy-ass bald guy #4573
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- I didn't lose my hear, I took control of my own head. Now I'm just another sexy ass bald guy. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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Busy Doing Nothing #4572
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- Budy doing nothing Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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Hard Work Works #4566
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- When times are tough the tough get tougher. Back in my day we walked uphill both ways, everywhere. While carrying a bucket of nails. What do you mean why a bucket of nails? For breakfast of course! Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you…
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I Like My Tattoos #4564
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- I like my tattoos more than I like most people. You can't please everyone, you're not my tattoos. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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- Funny, Politics
Only Dead Fish go with the Flow #4563
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- The elusive Sheep-Fish, one of the rare species of spineless fish. Without sufficient backstrength to fight the current they simply flop downstream following the natural course of the river. And they seem content to do so. While more capable fish contend with the currents, fighting to get upstream to calmer waters and more comfortable breeding pools the sheep fish... oh…
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Don’t Touch Me #4562
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- Do not touch me on the street, do not touch me on my feet. You will not touch me while outside, to touch me never would be fine. Do not touch me anywhere I am, please do not touch me Sam, I am. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with…
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I Do What I Want #4560
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- Life's too short to have a bad time, to not find your passion, to die without trying. That's why I live to the fullest, I take my chances, I carpe my diems, I do what I want! Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you…
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I Poop Breakfast #4559
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- I poop breakfast, what's your superpower? You can pan-fry my butt bubbles into a delicious and wholesome meal. Or boil them hard, or drink them raw. They're healthy and tasty. Couldn't be easier. That'll be one handful of corn please. Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size…
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Touch my Beard #4558
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- Touch my Beard and Tell Me I'm Pretty Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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Warning: If you touch my beard #4553
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- Warning: if you touch my beard. I will touch my butt. My beard is an erogenous zone (when not being used as a beer bib). Get this design printed on any of My-Merch's on-hand apparel just add to your cart along with the style, size and color you need, no setup or sample fees.
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